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Joke of the Day

"What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh"

"Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable."

"Gay sex is a lot like a pantomime. He's behind you."

"Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? They caught him stroganoff."

"What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog."

"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"

"I say no to alcohol every day. It just doesn't listen."

"The breweries of the United States are planning to overthrow the government... It's a consbeeracy!"

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree..... I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"