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Joke of the Day

"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""

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"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."
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"Do not use ""Whoomp! There it is!"" unless it actually is there."
"A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks turns out it was both of his boots"
"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."
"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."
"*watching Dateline* wow this is the worst dating show ever"
"Oh my God! Honey, the baby just said ""Dada!"" Wait, why is he using air quotes?"
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