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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
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"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."
"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"
"Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both."
"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"
"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"
"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."
"I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo."
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"