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Joke of the Day
"Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !"
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"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."
"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."
"Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her"
"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."
"What is the most uptight human instinct? Sex, there's hundreds of thousands of sex offenders."
"I'm sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong."
"Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis? I could use some sage advice."
"JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching ""Taken 3"""
"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."