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Joke of the Day

"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."

"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."

"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."

"Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay."

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."

"one of these days, johnny depp's scarves are going to rise up and destroy him"

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"

"What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"

"Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? It had a reptile dysfunction"