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Joke of the Day

"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"

"When I see starving children in 3rd world countries, I get so sad knowing there's no way they'll ever be able to retweet me."

"What's black and white and red all over (updated) Wall Street Journal Online."

"I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism."

"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"

"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."

"What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam? Look! No hands!"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."

"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"

"T-Rex probably died from the spread of disease since he couldn't use the soap dispensers without smashing his face into the mirror."