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Joke of the Day
"Everyone tells me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
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"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"
"Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, ""Get over there!"""
"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."
"Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off."
"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."
"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."
"You haven't truly made it on Twitter until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph."