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Joke of the Day
"Everyone tells me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
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"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."
"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."
"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."
"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"
"Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks."
"Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X. She is never going to come back, And don't ask Y."
"[job interview] ""any public speaking experience?"" not since the valedictorian speech in high school ""very impressive"" I yelled 'YOU SUCK'"
"[NSFW] ""The Pope does anal now!"" ""Holy fucking shit, are you serious?!"""
"I feel like a crushed Coke can on the sidewalk. Soda pressed."