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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow's mate? Its significant *udder*."

"You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF"

"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."

"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."

"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."

"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"

"Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!"

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"