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Joke of the Day
"Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!"
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"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."
"Most Facebook updates should be like this: Hi everybody, I didn't have anything meaningful to tell you. I just wanted to waste your time."
"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."
"The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor Thanks man No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe"
"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
"Apparently Facebook has been flying drones around in third world countries They are trying to kill everyone who isn't on facebook"
"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Don't you think the second guy would have ducked?"