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Joke of the Day

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep."

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"I like my drinks like I like my women With big cups."

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"I'm no scientist but you're an idiot."

"A mathematician was out with his friends."

"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."

"I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption."