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Joke of the Day
"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"
"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"
"I don't like progeria jokes. They get old fast."
"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down"
"Here's one for you 369"
"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."
"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."