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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"

"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."

"The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us"

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."

"What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever."

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""

"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"