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Joke of the Day
"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"
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"[interrogation] ""Where were you on the night of the 5th?"" ""Dealing drugs."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."""
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"
"Can't wait to start my New Years resolution in 2018!"
"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."
"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."
"Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me."
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""