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Joke of the Day
"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."
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"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""
"""Hi can I just have a single burger?"" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship ""But that's not eve- Please show some respect"
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"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."
"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."
"I like my women like I like my coffee I hate coffee."
"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."