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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee I hate coffee."
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"What's it called when Batman ditches church? Christian bail."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."
"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""
"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"
"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"
"[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY"
"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"
"Is this where you put your jokes? According to my ex wife my career and penis should be here"
"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"