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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."
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"Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""
"To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes."
"Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime"
"[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? ""Robert"""
"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."
"Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose."
"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."