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Joke of the Day

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"I have zero empathy for sociopaths. But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either."

"Why is a marriage like a hurricane? They both start off sucking and blowing, but you end up losing your house."

"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"

"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"

"Nothing says ""I m not interested"" quite as loudly as showing up for a date"

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They pass a playground where a little boys playing. The Priest says to the Rabbi, ""Hey you want to screw that kid?"" The Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"The only nation I will ever rule is.... Procrastination."