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Joke of the Day
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
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"How does one French arsonist flirt with another one? ""Voulez-vous bruler avec moi ce soir?"""
"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."
"I do all the wrong things the right way."
"What do dwarves and hipsters have in common? (just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better) They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females. or something like that =)"
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."
"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."
"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."
"I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim. Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions, I saw, I conquered, I came."