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Joke of the Day

"The worst birthday present I ever got... ...was from my grandma when i turned 5. She gave me three socks. When asked why, she responded ""because your mom said you grew a foot."""

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."

"Breaking News ...A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche"

"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"

"Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it's your neighbor's window and they're calling the cops?"

"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."

"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"

"Showier thoughts pt 3 Someone used this water to flush poop and now here I am washing my body with it."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."

"I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said ""shouldn't you help?"" and I replied ""nah, 7 should be enough."""