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Joke of the Day

"""Hi can I just have a single burger?"" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship ""But that's not eve- Please show some respect"

"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."

"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."

"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"

"Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round."

"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"That moment when the music stops playing at the gym and the whole room sounds like gay porn."