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Joke of the Day
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
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"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker *ba-dum-tschh*"
"Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard."
"What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever? A dumb blonde bitch."
"You've got to be twins. You're too stupid to be one person."
"Teacher to Student Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here. What sentence seemingly appropriate makes you burst into laughter?"
"Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury"