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Joke of the Day
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
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"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."
"I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time."
"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"
"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"
"Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say ""you did that"""
"Favourite one-liner? ""stationary shop moves"" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** ""I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place"" - Jason Manford"
"A person is sentenced to death by freezing It's justice."
"How do historians know Hitler had a drinking problem? White Russians were the death of him."
"Finally got around to shaving my crotch after a few years. Its nice to see my knees again."