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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"
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"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."
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"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."