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Joke of the Day
"If Billy Joel wrote ""We Didn't Start the Fire"" today, it would be 2 hours."
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"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; ""Have you had a check-up?"" Girl says; ""No, he was Polish"""
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
"Doc: This pill may cause: Heart attack, stroke, minor weight gain, and death Me: WOAH BACK UP, weight gain? I'm out."
"Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday."
"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."
"I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar"