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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
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"This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage."
"The 3 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work.. if you have a 2 second dog"
"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."
"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."
"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."
"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""
"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"
"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"