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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."

"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"5 years ago when 'House of Cards' started we said, 'That's so scary.' Now Trump is here and we're like, 'hahaha, House of Cards is adorable'"

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."

"Not ordering French fries counts as exercise, right?"

"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."

"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."

"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"