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Joke of the Day

"Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful."

"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."

"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."

"Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook."

"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."

"What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? [removed]"

"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"

"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."

"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."