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Joke of the Day

"Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook."

"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."

"No one realizes when someone says, ""The last thing I wanna do is hurt you,"" that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it."

"Knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? With. With who? With whom."

"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"if you're ever running late just bring a huge glass of milk along and be drinking it noisily as you walk in and no one will say shit to you"

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"Why is golf named ""golf""? Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to /u/bonerfar... this now makes sense...)"

"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."