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Joke of the Day

"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."

"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"

"Maybe r/imgoingtohellforthis quality. 4chan ordered Dorner a delivery pizza for Dorner at the cabin, sadly the pizza was burnt when he received it. /leavesroom"

"What's the difference between a toilet seat and dinner? Dad doesn't piss all over his dinner. :D"

"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."

"My 'home to pants off' speed ratio is unparalleled."

"What do you think Mozart is doing right now? Decomposing."

"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."

"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."