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Joke of the Day

"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"

"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."

"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."

"When you first meet a potential partner, slap them in the face. That way, later on in the relationship they cant say, 'you don't treat me like you used too!'"

"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch? Bernie Sanders exists."

"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"

"I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... Thats an awfully big word for a six year old."

"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"