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Joke of the Day

"I met a deaf gynecologist today.. Apparently, he reads lips. (Obligatory: posted this in /r/dadjokes, thought this sub might like it as well.)"

"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"

"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"

"Bought that new Mac Book Pro today. Apparently they crush up 100 Japanese children's retinas too make the display. Or something. I zone out."

"Virgin vs. Slut What's the difference between a virgin and a slut? A virgin says ""Don't! STOP!"" A slut says, ""Don't stop!"""

"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."

"Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world? A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)"

"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."

"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"