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Joke of the Day

"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"

"According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture."

"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."

"I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with ""no wonder you've been looking chubby""."

"Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem >STITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY"

"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"

"My girlfriend was masturbating with a carrot in the back seat of my car I shouted, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""

"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"

"What's a specimen? Mama mia, it's an Italian astronaut!"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"