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Joke of the Day
"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"
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"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."
"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."
"Girl Dance Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman!"
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."
"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."