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Joke of the Day
"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"
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"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."
"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."
"What's red, white, and black all over? a newspaper"
"My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16"
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"
"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."
"Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours."