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Joke of the Day

"Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world? A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)"

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"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."
"What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up."
"Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube"
"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"
"The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter? Every body says its the ""R"" but it is actually the ""C."""
"Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married... because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."