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Joke of the Day
"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."
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"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."
"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."
"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."
"Wait... ""George Bush"" ..... George Bush Geonge Elush Ginge Eleshn Ninge Elevhn NiNe EleVEN NINE ELEVEN ..... BUSH DID 9/11"
"How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)"
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."
"What is Newton's fifth law of motion? If you run around a tree at the speed of light you can literally fuck yourself."
"Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3."
"A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy"