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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I'm like a single electron... Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself."

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"One step forward for cancer research, two steps back for women getting men to go down on them. Thanks, Michael Douglas"

"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."

"I just sold viagra to a guy who thinks it's adderal. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him"

"I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself"

"thank you all for donating to my gofundme to pay for my surgery; I have decided to buy 600 playstations with the money"