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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag? A twix bar"
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"In Pokemon, why is fighting super effective against dark type? Because beating up black people is effective. (plz no haterino)"
"A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50."
"Eleanor Rigby would probably get super bummed out if she ever heard the song about her."
"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."
"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"
"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."
"Happiness is a relative thing. I finally have some extra money and suddenly my relatives are happy."
"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."
"TIL ""saltpeter"" is a casual term for potassium nitrate. The more you KNO..."