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Joke of the Day
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
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"Went to the doctor today. He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribed worked. I told him it was close, but no cigar."
"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."
"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun having her period."
"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
"My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order."
"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive"
"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."
"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"