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Joke of the Day
"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"
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"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."
"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."
"Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning"
"I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches."
"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."
"huh? ""razzleberry is a mixture of raspberry and blueberry jam *puts mouth closer to drive thru speaker* either you have it or you don't"""
"this is best joke :D watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHlZkzPiH0"
"my high school class voted me ""most likely to hover over the snack table at the ten year reunion"""
"Women are like parking spaces... Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you need to put it in a disabled one."