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Joke of the Day
"I used to steal other people's jokes. I still do, but I used to, too"
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"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"
"Just wrote ""58008"" on my calculator app and when I turned it upside-down, it auto-orientated back to the right way up. I hate the future."
"Just finished reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at the start but by the end I liked it."
"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."
"Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip."
"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."
"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."
"Damn, girl! Are you Iocane Powder? Because I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. So, yeah..."
"[Calls boss] I'm gonna be late... ""How late?"" *Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you..."