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Joke of the Day
"to my friend who was cooking steaks for the first time: you can either make steaks or mis-steaks."
Next Joke
"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."
"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."
"What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!"
"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"
"3 tomatoes are walking down the street A dad tomato, a mom tomato and a child tomato. The child starts to lag behind so, the dad walks back to him and squashes him and says ""ketchup"""
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !"
"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."
"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"
"""look, if it's no fancy dress then the funeral invite should have specified no fancy dress. And besides, your aunt loved minions"""