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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black cop? Suicidal."
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"Why did Medusa have to take sexual harassment training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people."
"""Ok last interview question. Biggest weakness?"" ""People say I'm too hospitable."" ""I see. So should I stop sitting on your lap?"" ""Your call."""
"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
"So I called my boss this morning. I said ""Hey boss, what's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He replied, ""I don't know. What?"" ""I won't be coming in this morning."""
"Today I heard a guy on the street say, ""It's chowder season, baby!"" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words"
"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."
"In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air? God damn inflation."
"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"