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Joke of the Day

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World? Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies."

"Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring."

"Do you know what George Washington would be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell at the inside of his casket."

"I heard that Al Qaeda recently received substantial financial aid from an unknown person in South Korea. It seems the terrorists have Won."

"I'd catch a gently thrown tennis ball for you."

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"

"I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year"