111996

Joke of the Day

"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."

"How to calm a crying baby: 1. Pick it up. 2. Ok, so when it turns like 5 you can put it back down. Good luck."

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it."

"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."

"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"

"What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one"

"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."

"I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood It's called the Artery"

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."