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Joke of the Day
"What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one"
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"What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper? Rage Upon the Latrine"
"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."
"What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD? Roll-aids."
"A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong."
"2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks ""hey john, this stairs are reallly long"" ""don't worry, here comes the elevator"""
"Someone just used the phrase, 'that's a big load', on this conference call, and suddenly I'm paying attention."
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."
"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."