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Joke of the Day
"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."
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"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."
"CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA"
"""So where are you from?"" - I'm a Liberian ""Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?"""
"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"
"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."
"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"
"What are Marios overalls made of? denim denim denim"
"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"
"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."