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Joke of the Day
"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."
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"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry."
"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."
"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"
"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."
"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."
"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"