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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it."
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"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."
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"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"
"My first post in this sub. Here goes nothing..."
"I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta."
"What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!"
"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."