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Joke of the Day
"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"
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"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"
"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"
"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"
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