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Joke of the Day

"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"

"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."

"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."

"I haven't slept for 3 days... Because that would be way too long."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ""Do you smell a carrot?"""

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."

"There was a kidnapping at school today. ... ... .... Everything's okay. He woke up."

"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."

"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"

"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."