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Joke of the Day
"Women! They assume everything but the position."
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"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"
"The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes... ...They all got bent out of shape."
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."
"What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I'm torn between having wish you were here' or look behind you' engraved on my headstone."
"Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? The other half have BMW's."