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Joke of the Day

"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"

"What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional? Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full."

"Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had. Like a tent, a new printer, and a fourth kid."

"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."

"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."

"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."