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Joke of the Day

"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Who loves fast food? Jared fogle"

"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*"

"Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive."

"What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer."

"Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? No, no you didn't."

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"Dear Kids, ""16 & Pregnant"" is a TV show, not a Challenge..."